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Arolfawe · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:56 pm Post subject: the really bad joke thread

Right then, the idea is that should you hear a really bad joke (or have one hidden in the depths of your mind) you spill it here. Yes, it may well be a bad idea, but really, I just heard one and need somewhere to share my comedic pain.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget"

Ba-bum!

I know, I know, it's appalling.

(double checks title of thread)

Phew.

Your turn...

-btw-this is not meant to offend anyone, simply to cause a few laughs I know we could all use these days.
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poeticLicense · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:14 am Post subject:

that is royally, royally awful. really. it's terrible...

so why am I laughing so hard?

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Arolfawe · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:32 am Post subject:

I know.

(ducks from a tomato)

so sorry.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hills?
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poeticLicense · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:51 am Post subject:

I hate to encourage you, but...

What?
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Arolfawe · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:54 am Post subject:

Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill in raincoats?
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ralf · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:25 pm Post subject:

i like good silly jokes so i'm going to temp the devil..

what Twisted Evil

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Arolfawe · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:15 pm Post subject:

"Here come the elephants over the hill in raincoats"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill in shades?
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ralf · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject:

i'm just a glutton for punishment

what
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Arolfawe · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:29 pm Post subject:

take a guess
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ralf · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject:

shades you say....

here comes the elephants coming over the hill in shades Confused

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Arolfawe · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject:

Nope. He didn't say a thing 'cos he didn't recognize them.

ba-bum!

Cool

I'm so sorry...

(leaves quickly)
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ralf · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:56 pm Post subject:

oh you should be Rolling Eyes

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MisterPoetry · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 4:07 pm Post subject:

I got a really stupid joke:

What did one man say to the other man who hadent had water:
I'm De-hy-drated!
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ralf · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject:

i second that notion misterpoetry Shocked

it was bad Laughing

ok here is my stupid joke

i have this friend who was doing real good in the coffee business but one day he just got up and left, so i asked him
"hey why did you quit the coffee business" and he said "because it was a real grind".
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cynicalpoetique · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 6:22 pm Post subject:

O.M.G You GUYS!!!! wow...
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